okay so a few weeks ago my roommate and I were crashing at my mom’s house.
one night my roommate hears me sit up in the middle of the night. say “EMERGENCY CUPCAKES” and go back to sleep.
we moved out, new house, new stuff, puppy, bada bing bada boom.
we got back later to get the rest of our stuff and we found a surprise.
perched on the counter, left there by my mother
was a box labeled, “Emergency Cupcakes”
Oh my god Amy!
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
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Anna: How do you know a soprano’s at your door?
She can’t find her key and she doesn’t know when to come in!
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One day a long time from now you’ll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say about you. That’s when you’ll finally produce the work you’re capable of.J.D. Salinger in At Home in the World by Joyce Maynard (via singmotherfuckers)
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“Can I ask you though, on the topic of child stardom and Hollywood prototypes and stereotypes, you never became a diva.”
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